Welcome, Foolish Mortal!

LOL just trying out this Neocities site. I'm so tired of boring generic websites that do the same thing and throw ten thousand ads up begging you to "subscribe" and "turn off your Ad-Blocker" and so on. It's back to those few, blessed years when we'd conquered the dreaded "pop up" but hadn't turned into "brands" begging for "views" instead of posting content.

And I really do mean it.

I need to find a smoking skull or rotating blood bar to replace this image with:

I may brush up on things using these handy tutorials!